White Noise

© 2005 Universal Pictures
Directed by: Geoffrey Sax
Written by: Niall Johnson
Starring: Michael Keaton, Deborah Kara Unger, Chandra West, Ian McNeice
U.S. Theatrical B.O.: $55,865,715
cumulative critic score on Rotten Tomatoes: 9% positive (out of 131 reviews)

 

Michael Keaton stars and stares at a bunch of TVs in this movie not written by Don Delillo. In the book White Noise (1985) the television transmogrifies from prop to character as it drops astute non sequiturs into the conversation with an active passivity that’s both uncanny and totally natural — the implication being that it’s not a matter of turning off the television anymore, but of existing in a state of symbiotic complicity with it. In the movie White Noise, made 20 years later (with no relation to the book other than a coincidental appropriation of title), the televisual engagement has regressed to that of a screenwriter who once maybe read White Noise on the cover of some book. Here’s the moral arc of the story: Watching too much television will kill you and anyone who watches it with you. To make this unsubtle point as bluntly as possible, the movie multiplies the number of televisions Keaton watches in unison (much the way Keaton himself was multiplied in the mid-90s genetic dramedy Multiplicity) and empties them of content: he stares for hours at a time at nothing but the titular fuzz, like those spotted 2D pictures that turn 3D if you cross your eyes and wait long enough. As if taking part in the cultural zeitgeist by analytically viewing it will evoke some meaning or other to manifest out of the static Void [i.e. But they’re still 2D]. And what he sees are the deaths of people before they happen, which he then participates in as he attempts to stop them from happening — until he sees his own death, which he then of course also enacts, still mistaking (along with the zeitgeist) the passivity of televisual/self-reflection for an actual active activity. But since he returns in the coda as a voice over the radio to say hello to his boring kid and the one friend (a crippled Deborah Unger) who escaped death by throwing herself out a high-rise window, the movie ends on a cultural prophesy of sorts (with an aging Michael Keaton as the post-millennial proxy): the world will watch itself to death, then come back, dematerialized, to haunt whatever is left living.

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