Transformers

© 2005 Touchstone Pictures
Directed by: Michael Bay
Written by: Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight
U.S. Theatrical Box Office: first week
cumulative critic score on Rotten Tomatoes: 60% positive (out of 119 reviews)

Did anybody else notice that it ends in a threesome, w/ two bots watching in the corner beating off while Optimus pontificates? Michael Bay does to my childhood what the Zuckers did to Leslie Nielson. I hope the MacArthur foundation is paying attention. This movie blew my mind.

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